Tribus du metal : Black Metal Knight

Comme le Neo Thrasher qui n'avait de neo que le nom, le fan de black metal est une vieille tradition du metal issu des années 80. On pense souvent que celui-ci est né avec la haine du catholicisme et une envie irrépressible de mettre le feu à des églises en bois. Mais, que nenni, il a surtout passer un peu trop de temps dans les mondes médiévales virtuels (Donjons & Dragons, World Of Warcraft, etc...) ou à lire des comics horrifiques. Depuis Hellhammer ou Immortal, son look a très peu varié en 20 ans. Evidemment, la grosse hache de l'illustration ci-dessous est à prendre au second degré ! Voilà le texte de présentation pour les anglophiles :
The black metal knight is an odd, multifaceted creature; when he is not adorned in his elaborate band getup, he wears green sweatpants and arizona wolf tees. this guy has dreams of one day relocating his band to norway, but in the meantime settles for his mom’s basement. he tries to make ends meet by working at the local comic book store, where he passes the time playing d&d and world of warcraft. with his career choice being unprofitable, he has suffered a series of financial setbacks that relate back to the upkeep of his image. two months worth of paychecks have gone towards having a frank frazetta clone paint his band’s cd cover. in addition, his stage getup has put him well over $800 in debt to the home depot and various bondage stores. if that wasn’t enough, medical bills have been piling up- the fearless knight suffered from a severe case of frostbite while filming a music video during a blizzard. regrettably, the aforementioned music video has enjoyed but 33 views on youtube to date. the black metal knight recently suffered from perhaps the greatest embarrassment of all while onstage at the local dive bar. drunk past the point where he could comprehend his actions, the "kvlt" one accidentally applied his corpse makeup in a manner reminiscent of wcw’s sting. fortunately for him, his drummer was also inebriated and emerged as a passable gene simmons. unlike his predecessors, he has never set a church on fire. he has, however, slipped and burnt his hair with his mom’s straightener. 



Source : www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/